She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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