He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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