i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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