I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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