turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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