please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
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I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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