drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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