im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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