Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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