we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She's JV to your varsity
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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