this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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