OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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