no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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