My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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