Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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