At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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