I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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