Porn is love you can see.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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