No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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