I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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