Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
We're too hungover to prance.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
