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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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