When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Randomize
