yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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