Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Can vaginas get frostbite?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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