thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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