I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
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We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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