fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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