We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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