winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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