he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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