You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
