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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
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Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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