it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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