Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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