How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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