Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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