She is in my trunk
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Just high enough for therapy.
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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