Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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