I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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