hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I think i got beer on your cat.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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