But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Randomize
