Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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