i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
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Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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