What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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