I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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