can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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