well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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