my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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