i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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