she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I think your dad took our porno
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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