Non-Jews are for practice
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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