You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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