This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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