kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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